Angle #12: NEWS (Personal and Current)
- How Donald Trump is using hard core NLP to sell America. (Open with description, pivot to offer.)
- I just ran the numbers and this bizarre experiment worked better than anything I’ve ever tested.
- Kim Kardashian just got actual watermelons implanted into her butt cheeks. (Drive to description of event, pivot to “these simple exercises work just as well”, pivot to offer.)
- XYZ Host engineers just ran these PASSMARK tests against our competitors and I can’t believe how badly they performed against us.